Latest Kid-isms

Mom has just corraled the kids into the bathroom at the swimming pool.
Baden: Why didn't you just go in the pool?
Mom (cringing): Because people swim in there! ...Did you go in the pool?

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Baden: Mom, did Grandma Karen get my periscope in Paris?

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Will: Dad, I want to play ton-ton!
Dad: Ton-ton? (Looking at clueless Mom for help)
Will: Ton-ton!
John (sudden realization, forms hand into claw; to Jaws theme song): Ton-ton, ton-ton, ton-ton...