I just went up to the boys' room where they are supposed to be sleeping. However, Ramona Forever on CD was playing, and I was pretty sure I knew who'd started it. He protested:
Baden: No, when Daddy came up, I said he could start Ramona over or start the quiet CD!
Mom: Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Baden. I was wrong.
Baden: C'mon, Mom! You know the husband is in charge of the wife!!
Mom (uh, momentarily at a loss for words): [Pause] You're right. And Daddy and I act as a team. But who's still in charge of you?
Baden: You're still in charge, but the husband is the in-chargest!